Okay. So I’m standing in line at Panera Bread, waiting patiently to order their new, yummy pizza bagel and a roasted vegetable medley cream cheese… and this guy behind me taps me on the shoulder.
“Excuse me, sir… you have something stuck to the back of your shirt there.”
I reach back, thinking it’s like a sticker or piece of tape or something innocuous.
“It looks like… a BIG CHIP.”
My hand comes across this large hard object (no laughing, Rochelle), literally stuck to the fabric of my shirt like Velcro. I pull it off and examine it.
Apparently I’ve been walking around with a six inch rawhide doggie chew stuck to my back.
Great way to start the morning, I tell ya!